It is an open group that hits our local DQ after church on Sunday evening. Anyone can join in. Finding a place to sit might be a problem.
Our group had hashed out all the ailments and med stuff. The women have a way of leading that discussion. Finally it was decided aches and pains be put to bed. That gave the men an opportunity to share wild and unbelievable, but true, tales. Pete Stamps finally got the floor. It wasn't easy. He told of a scene he once viewed of tarantulas....hundreds , maybe thousands of them crossing highway 21. I asked a logical question, "Where were they going?". No one seemed to know. I raced home to the " know-it-all", and here is what I found.
They were males. They were between seven and ten years of age. (Some female tarantulas live twenty-plus years). They had joined together on a journey seeking a mate. The females live in lairs beneath the surface of the ground. One might hear the slight tapping of her suitor's feet and come to the surface. She may or may not be interested in this guy fathering her next brood of eggs that can number as many as a hundred. If she comes out of her web-wrapped lair with a DQ appetite the much larger female might just sprinkle a little salt on lover boy and have him for a meal. He is a bundle of protein her eggs will need. If romeo escapes it is curtains for him anyway. He will soon die. Is that crazy or what? A young male leaves home and is entrapped by a female who has no intention or desire for a life- time relationship. How can he be so stupid? Well, these guys don't have the corner market on stupidity. Read this:
"At the window of my house I looked out through the lattice. I saw among the simple, I noticed among the young men, a youth who lacked judgement. He was going down the street near her corner,walking along in the direction of her house at twilight, as the day was fading, as the dark of night set in....she took hold of him and kissed him and with a brazen face she said, I have fellowship offerings at home. Today I fulfilled my vows, so I came out to meet you. I looked for you and have found you....with persuasive words she led him astray. She seduced him with her smooth talk. All at once he followed her like an ox going to the slaughter, like a deer stepping into a noose, till an arrow pierces his liver, like a bird darting into a snare, little knowing it will cost him his life." Proverbs 7:6-23.
Glancing at one of these magazines at a check-out stand I noticed the Hollywood tarantulas are always on the move. Some of that junk is not true. Most of it, however, has an element of truth. The morals there are no better than a spider's. But it doesn't end there. It can reach out and capture professional men; doctors and preachers included. Amazing, but sadly true. I raised my IQ at the DQ last night. I wish the human mygalomorphae might raise theirs before a fatal bite to family, careers, and dreams.